Queef Burrito

Queefs of wisdom

I'm just a girl who loves queefs and cupcakes. I'm on my way to becoming a mortician. You can follow this hot mess on Twitter @QueefBurrito

300th post!

300th post!

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Me while I play Pokemon.

Me while I play Pokemon.

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cosmo sex tip #666

when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan

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themelephantbones:

I have no words. Just hard nipples.

themelephantbones:

I have no words. Just hard nipples.

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YES PLEASE.

YES PLEASE.

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HAHAHAH! These are what my seizures look like, but not near as cute.

HAHAHAH! These are what my seizures look like, but not near as cute.

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