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[ ] Interested in Women
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2525
Posted
12 hours ago

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

(via buttcardigans)

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23044
Posted
12 hours ago

maclonna:

If Rihanna doesn’t name her greatest hits album HistoRIH i will blow things up

(via 314eater)

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1377
Posted
14 hours ago